Book 9

So i told the king who i was. As most of you out there know it is a pretty interesting story. Aside from being in a war that lasted for like 20 years, i have raided villages, almost taken captive by natives who's main weapon is powerful fruit. So i had to tie down some of my entranced shipmates so they would leave the island. Then of course the Cyclops. For all the people out there that don't know this story, i will tell it now. Well so we were hungry so we went into this cyclops' cave to find food, turns out we get trapped by him. Which requires us to find a way to get out. So, one thing leads to another, and there is Polyphemus lying on the ground blinded, and we are riding underneath his rams to the outdoors. I know, crazy right. Well we got to the ship and i decided to taunt our "host" a bit. Turns out the "host" who i was taunting can throw bolders half the size of our ship. Yep, so he throws one, almost hits the boat (luckily he is blind) and we get a little splashed. My crewmates freak out and say "oh it was a tital-wave and tell me to stop taunting. So i did, and only when i was far enough away did i taunt more, and told him my name, which came back to bit me later.